Go The Tennis!

There's no AFL in our fine state of Victoria this weekend and people are literally going crazy. However, it is just about Wimbledon time. It's no match for our Australian Open of course, and it's on at 2 am in the morning, and it rains all the time, but it's still pretty bonza. As I love tennis, and tennis players, here are

My Seedings Of Greatness:



1. Lleyton Hewwit. Lleyton is a total legend, and my fave Aussie hero after Kylie.
2. Martina Hingis. Why did you retire Martina, when I love you so? Come back please, and bring your tantrum throwing winning ways with you
3. Kim Clisters. The great hope of our nation is that Kim marries Lleyton and becomes an Aussie and wins us a match
4. Anna Kournikova. Sigh, I've been behind Anna for years, telling people she'll win, and that it's possible for her to be pretty AND talented. Then she keeps on with the losing and the no points getting. I'll continue my support though, due to the fact that most female tennis players are fat lesbians.
5. Venus Williams. I used to like Serena better, but I changed. Venus is so tops, I love her
6. Mark Philipousis. He's from Melbourne. That's about it, unless he actually decides to win a match at some stage
7. Serena Williams. I was in the the lingerie section of Melbourne Myer at the same time as Serena once, and the shop assitants told me she had really big boobs, and it was impossible to find a bra to fit her
8. Jelana Dokic. I've never stopped liking her, and I still hope that she's gonna come back to Oz and be a champ for us. The Aussie spirit never dies
9. Andy Rodick. Er, this is a little 14 year old girl of me. He has got the attitude though, and Mandy Moore.
10. Tim Henman. I always go for Tim, he's so harmless