Sunday, June 29
 
Drop! The Celebrity - Best Telly Ever?:

1. If Ricardo had been a popstar, he would have been rival only to Pete Burns in Michael's Top Five Androgynous Popstars list. However, Ricardo is not a popstar, Ricardo is a celebrity hairdresser, who went into work on The Salon dressed in drag on more than one occassion. He is also really, really sweet. This is why Ricardo is ace.
2. Surely dropping Cheryl Baker - a former member of Bucks Fizz - out of a plane is close to blasphemy, especially when said Cheryl Baker breaks her leg upon landing, and is made to do an interview before she sees a medic.
3. All the other celebrities - except Ricardo - were being mean to Lady Victoria Harvey, who is ace. The bastards.
4. When sat between Linda Lusadi and Garry Bushell, Bobby Davro seems like someone worth spending time with.
5. I'm not even sure whether I'm spelling Garry Bushell's name right. I'm not particularly bothered, because he is a dick.
6. I didn't even know who Linda Lusadi was.