Sunday, June 29
 
Better Than Rain:

Obviously, her royal mightiness has forgotten to add Secret Garden to her list of masterpieces. Secret Garden is by far the best track on the Erotica album. It makes Rain seem as emotional as Did You Do It?. Did You Do It? is pants.

Things That Confuse Me Muchly With Regards To The Erotica Album:

- Why in Pete's name did they release a second version of the album featuring Did You Do It?, given that Did You Do It? is the worst song Madonna has ever put her name to ever?
- Why is In This Life one of the most badly produced songs in Madonna's back catalogue, when it is actually really, really good?
- Why didn't they use the picture with the gold tooth on the front cover?
- Why is she sucking a toe on the back cover? Surely this is vile?