You're A Celebrity?

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! starts on Monday.

I'm A Celebrity Contestants In Order Of How Well I Know Them:

1. Toyah - Yeah! Our saviour! I love Toyah, Smash Hits' luvvie and the orange-haired Kelly Osbourne of the eighties, Toyah recently starred in Aunt Boomerang (which was, if I remember correctly, about a magical Australian lady) and was the Teletubbies narrator for a little while. Even mightier, Toyah recently came to Newcastle City Hall, starring as - and this is the best bit - The Mighty Calamity Jane! I love Toyah.
2. Danielle Westbrook - I hadn't a clue who Daniella Westbrook was until she lost her nose. I watched her documentary last year. She seems canny enough.
3. Anthony Worral Thompson - The grubby looking chubby bloke from Ready, Steady, Cook!, who looks like he'd go to the toilet then start cooking your food without washing his hands. I hate Anthony Worral Thompson.
4. Sian Lloyd - The ITV Weather weatherlady with the disturbingly long fingers. Looks like Mystic Meg.
5. Chris Bisson - Vikram off Corrie, was in East Is East.
6. John Fashanu - I had no idea who John Fashanu was until someone told me he used to present Gladiators.
7. Linda Barker - Apparently one of the Changing Rooms interior designers, although I couldn't tell you which one. Not Laurence.
8. Phil Tufnell - Plays cricket.
9. Wayne Sleep - I have no idea who Wayne Sleep is, but my Mum does. This might be his undoing.
10. Catalina - Who?