Well, This Looks Like A Job For Me

In honour of Jessica purchasing her first ever poster, of Eminem (how cute) here is some Eminem appreciation:

Crystal's Top 10 Eminem Songs:
1. Business "To the Rapmobile!" Like a Batman comic, in rap song. So, so excellent.
2. My Fault Hilarious song about a spaz chick named Suzan who doesn't like her pizza toped with mushrooms. Eminem shouts at people in this song. "Shut up Suzan!" "Where's Dave at, before I bash you?!"
3. Without Me Best single. More Batman references too. Bonza.
4. Drug Ballad The first line of this is "Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, this is how we used to get the party started." *Jumps up and down* Yayayay! Even if there was no other line in the song...
5. White America Slagging off the US of A. Terrific. Likes to continuously point out he's got blond hair too, like you don't bleach it yourself every two weeks, gees.
6. Marshall Mathers Puts that stupid LFO Summertime song in it's place by sampling a bit and suggesting that boybands often engage in rather, erm, gay behaviour.
7.My Name Is Spice Girl reference. That is all.
8. Square Dance A bit of Sadam/Bush stuff in this. Bonzarama.
9. Loose Yourself Only for 'snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity' of course which is The Best Line Ever
10. Real Slim Shady Nice little pop song. Rather the tops.

And gasp! Where's Stan? I think it's a bit overrated, doesn't do much for me. Plus, you know, Dido.

I also think Cleaning Out My Closet and Sing For The Moment are shit.