Wednesday, April 30
 
Ten Things I Hate About Blue:

1. They are rubbish.
2. They are sponsored by Pepsi.
3. Simon Webbe.
4. They think they are from the ghetto.
5. They think they are Michael Jackson
6. Their music is watered-down, formulaic nonsense that seems to merit radio play over The Mighty Dead Or Alive.
7. There are too many ugly ones.
8. They insist on having a rap in all their singles. Only Madonna and Scary Spice can get away with pop rapping.
9. One Love.
10. They are rubbish.

One Thing I Love To Pieces About Blue:

1. The Mighty Lee Ryan!