Thursday, April 17
 
SwapShop - In The Running

Here, dear readers, are some of the things I am currently considering for the SwapShop.

Geri Halliwell, Calling - What?! How didn the Queen get in there? Oh, yes. As they so often do, ASDA put the wrong CD in my Geri Halliwell CD case, meaning I have Calling CD 1 - with the fantastic b-sides - in the Calling CD 2 case. Since I am not as brave as The Mighty Crystal - and since the people from ASDA are inclined to giving me funny looks whenever I nip in to buy CD's not of the Fookin' Hardcore Dance For Fookin' Hardcore Motherfookers Volume 689 persuasion - I never took it back.
Boyzone, You Needed Me - Contrary to popular belief, I did not buy this on the day of its release. That would be wrong, since The Mighty Geri's debut solo single was released in the same week, and I really wanted her to go to number one. A week later, it seemed like a good idea to buy the Boyzone single. I understand I should be punished for it.
Eternal, Whatcha Gonna Do - How on earth did they sneak into my record collection?
Steps, B*Witched, Cleopatra, Billie Piper and Tina Cousins, Thank ABBA For The Music - With such a fantastic line up, and being produced by the pop deity that is Pete Waterman, this should have been great. It is. However, I have the album, so the single is of no use to me now.

There are more, but I was too embarassed to include them here. Yes, worse than Boyzone. Yes, even worse than Eternal. You will be pleased to learn I no longer buy singles.