Tuesday, April 29
 
Simply Deeply Offended

I, Michael, am very offended by John's accusations - The Mightly Love Pavilion most certainly is not undeep. Why, 'tis preposterous! (Read: Michael has gone mad, and would like something to rant about that isn't related to the state of pop music, or the fact that he has had two chocolate sweeties and a plum all day as part of his pre-Pop Idol diet, but he can't find anything relevant or narking enough).

(Michael would like to apologise for his use of a Kel C album title in this post. He will see that he is punished for his wrong doings.)