Tuesday, April 29
 
READ MY LIPS

On the way home from Melbs (MElbourne to the uninitiated) last nite, a friend and I stopped off for a healthy meal of Hungry Jacks. We sat right next to the juke box and wonder of bonza wonders, it was free! So we took great delight in selecting fabulous songs for the Hungry Jacks staff to be serenaded by (Take On Me, Karma Chameleon etc) and then I happened upon a song I hadnt heard in many a long year. A song, which has to contain one of the most bonza lyrics of all time. The song in question is 'Read My Lips' by Melissa, who was one of the early soap-star turned popstars. She starred in E-Street, which as I recall was pretty funky until i wasnt allowed 2 watch it coz it got a tad raunchy (I was 7). Anywayz, what is this bonza lyric?
"If you wanna wait til later, hands off my detonator."
Pure genius.