On The Back-Up

We need some irrelevant Wahlberg news:



On my new (or 13 years old, if you like) NKOTB CD Donnie looks pretty good on the cover.

Boomtown is no longer screening in prime time. Its been pushed, dare I say it, to the back-up.

Last night someone was turning up the radio really loud while I was trying to watch Marky Mark drown in The Perfect Storm

He was for some reason credited as his much less fly alias Mark Wahlberg.

Planet Of The Apes sucks.

I think Mark has currently got some model preggers. He may also be engaged to her, or both. But I think it's just one or the other.

I would take Marky Mark and Donnie D over Mark and Donnie Wahlberg any day.

I wonder if their real names are Donald and Marcus.

In the Good Vibrations film clip I really want Loretta's hat. It's sparkly.

ALL morning I had the line "My body is healthy, morons make me wealthy, and the Funky Bunch helps me" stuck in my head.

"Donnie D's on the back-up, drug free, so put the crack up" still best line ever.