Thursday, April 24
 
Oh My God! Who Killed Angie?

After a trip to Summer Bay (well, the Home & Away website) I now care. So I'm donning my police uniform - believe me, I have one - to bring you this high-tech investigation into who killed Evil Angie.

Michael's Top Five Murder Suspects

1. Nick - Nick is a twat. Whoever is revealed to have murdered Evil Angie, you will all know that Nick did it. It was Nick's fault. I hate Nick. Smug git.
2. Rhys Sutherland - According to Home & Away website, Evil Angie wrecked Rhys' marriage, which is not a very nice thing to do. However, I've never seen Rhys Sutherland on Home & Away, so my opinion of him is based purely on his picture. I can safely assume that he is a bit of a gimp, albiet a gimp who looks frighteningly like Nasty Nick Bateman from the UK's version of Big Brother.
3. Dylan - I don't like his face.
4. Irene - Looking at her picture on Home & Away website, I want Irene to have done it, because this would make me laugh. She's too nice. She didn't do it.
5. Sal - Once upon a time, a very long time ago, Sal was taken hostage. Sal's Kidnap has been the only Home & Away story that I've cared to watch from start to finish, although this could have had something to do with my being off school for a very long time, and my Mum forcing me to watch daytime television. I like Sal. She didn't do it.