ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES 'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way. One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life My friends were all pretty surportive Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Thursday, April 24
Oh My God! Who Killed Angie? After a trip to Summer Bay (well, the Home & Away website) I now care. So I'm donning my police uniform - believe me, I have one - to bring you this high-tech investigation into who killed Evil Angie. Michael's Top Five Murder Suspects 1. Nick - Nick is a twat. Whoever is revealed to have murdered Evil Angie, you will all know that Nick did it. It was Nick's fault. I hate Nick. Smug git. 2. Rhys Sutherland - According to Home & Away website, Evil Angie wrecked Rhys' marriage, which is not a very nice thing to do. However, I've never seen Rhys Sutherland on Home & Away, so my opinion of him is based purely on his picture. I can safely assume that he is a bit of a gimp, albiet a gimp who looks frighteningly like Nasty Nick Bateman from the UK's version of Big Brother. 3. Dylan - I don't like his face. 4. Irene - Looking at her picture on Home & Away website, I want Irene to have done it, because this would make me laugh. She's too nice. She didn't do it. 5. Sal - Once upon a time, a very long time ago, Sal was taken hostage. Sal's Kidnap has been the only Home & Away story that I've cared to watch from start to finish, although this could have had something to do with my being off school for a very long time, and my Mum forcing me to watch daytime television. I like Sal. She didn't do it.
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!: THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe) There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'? It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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