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It worries me a bit that Michael doesn’t really like Justin Timberlake. First of all I would just like to say that:

1. I do not find him to be all that attractive, and,
2. I do not consider him to be ‘cool’.

However, it’s silly not to like him. He’s Michael Jackson Continued, and Justified is a must have addition to your CD collection.

But I must also say, I love Nsync, they are The Best Boyband Ever After 5ive. And NOTHING on Justified even compares to Pop, It’s Gonna Be Me and Bye Bye Bye. I still wish Justin would come down off Planet Cool and rejoin Planet Pop with his buddies Joey, JC and Chris. Ok, and Lance. I’ll admit he is in the group though he is the Mel C in so many ways.

Speaking Of Mel C’s In Groups…


Why the hell is Kelly Rowland so successful?



My Goddess Beyonce must be feeling so ripped off that Kelly is stealing her much deserved glory. I looove Destiny’s Child, I have all the albums and singles, even the Christmas album, which I didn’t think was so bad. But the entire group was Beyonce, I couldn’t give a crap for Smelly Kelly, The Gospel Chick, or The Other Two who left.

Beyonce has the looks, the talent, the charisma, the star quality, the style, everything. Kelly has none of these things. Beyonce is the Geri, the Robbie, the Justin. Kelly is the Mel C, the Howard, the Lance. I’m gonna call her Kel C from now on.

She was lucky Beyonce took her along for the ride, and even luckier that Dilemma happened to feature her. Dilemma’s shit anyway, I’ll tell you what’s 20 thousand times better: ’03 Bonnie And Clyde.

PLUS Work It Out is a fabulous song. How that was a flop and Kel C’s bad grammar featuring Stole was a hit I’ll never know.

Beyonce is Foxy. Kelly is Poxy.