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Since today is - possibly - the most unbonza day in the history of The Love Pavilion (see below), here is a list which might cheer things up a bit. Or not.

Last night, your webmaster (that would be me) took himself along to the Fame Academy tour in the hope that David Sneddon would fall off the stage and injure himself, or perhaps be blown up by a big firework. Alas, this did not happen. But I did get to see The Mighty Ainslie Henderson doing The Mighty Ainslie Henderson Dance, which was a beautiful thing.

Here are my Top Seven And A Half Moments Of The Fame Academy Tour!

1. The Mighty Ainslie Henderson - Needs no explanation, but certainly deserves one, the attention-seeking wee munchkin that he is. The Mighty Ainslie Henderson is without doubt the only interesting popstar to come out of reality TV (excluding The Exceedingly Legendary Kelly Osbourne, of course) and I can't wait for his album.
2. The Mighty Ainslie Henderson Dance - The Mighty Ainslie Henderson flung himself about like a good one last night. At one point, he fell to the floor and started writhing about. This got me quite excited.
3. Nasty Nigel - When Nasty Nigel took to the stage, everyone sat down. This made me laugh. A lot.
4. Probably Called Chris MCing - I think he was called Chris, although I can't quite remember. He was the one with the blue eyes and the black hair (this is a fantastic look) who snogged Marli and was a bit of a knob. In the middle of Dancing In The Moonlight, from nowhere, came a breakbeat, and Probably Called Chris MCed over the top of it. This also made me laugh. A lot.
5. Marli - Who is fantastic, and likes Kate Bush, although performing Get The Party Started in a silver non-event of a dress was beneath her.
6. The U2 Medley - Which came from nowhere, and meant nothing, but they were wearing orange-and-green combos. Fantastic.
7. Lemar singing Happy Birthday - To a girl in the audience. Sheer audible comedy.
7.5 Pippa Fulton - Because she has a single coming out. And is quite good. And has a single coming out. And is really nice. And has a single coming out. And was wearing a silver catsuit. And kept reming us that she has a single coming out. As did Malachi. And Sneddo.