Tuesday, April 15
 
INCORRECT

I can't understand not liking 5ive. At all. There are no things to dislike about 5ive, only LOVE.

MORE REASONS TO LOVE 5IVE:
- During the wilderness years between Marky Mark and Eminem, there were J and Abs.
- There is a line in Two Sides To Every Story that goes 'Do you care about us, or the funkin' that we bust?' I mean, come on, how tops a line is that?
- J pretended to date Mel C to hide that she was a lezzo. He used her for publicity, AND would never be so stupid as to actually sex her. TWO reasons he rocks.
- I bet Rich was scared of J. How funny
- At least in 5ive, unlike other boybands, they knew to relegate the blond drippy one to the background, instead of making him the focus of the group. 5ive are the ONLY boyband ever to have The Cool One be the main person. They suffered for it, never reaching the heights of Spewbags Westlife, but were SOOO much better for it.
- When Sean left, despite the fact that a group named 5 was fucked , they just did the publicity and photo shoots without him, and replaced him with a sheet of carboard. If the Spice Girls had done that with Geri they would still have my respect
- The songs were either written by J&Abs or Scott&Rich, making it easy to know which ones to avoid. See, thoughful.
- They RULE THE WORLD OF POP FOREVER. Haters, shut up!