Wednesday, April 30
 
I'm A Celebrity!

I knocked it before I'd tried it. I like I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!. Why? Because I like Catalina, and I love Toyah. However, as quite often happens with the British public, I can imagine Catalina and Toyah being the most unpopular Celebrity contestants. I can imagine one of the boring boys winning - perhaps Chris Bisson. Because, dear reader, the British public like nothing better than a nice, middle-class boy in a posh jumper. I'm not a nice, middle-class boy in a posh jumper. I like Toyah, because she's a bit mental - she just wants to be free, after all - and I like Catalina, because she's a bit of a dipstick but she's lovely. Please, please, please let one of them win.

Rant over.

The Extended Remix

I now like Daniella Westbrook, for providing me with something to relate to:

Daniella: [Crying] I miss my kids. I miss my husband. And I miss chocolate.

I'd miss chocolate too.