Thursday, April 17
 
Hope

The new Warchild album is possibly the greatest album ever. It features:

Avril Lavigne, Knocking on Heaven’s Door - As much as I want to hate this, it's actually not bad. It sounds like Alanie Morisette, in a non-rubbish way.
George Michael, The Grave - Here at The Pavilion, we love George Michael. But The Grave, nice a sentiment as it is, is morbid. Morbid and depressing. And if we wanted that, we'd stare at pictures of Melanie C.
Ronan Keating, In The Ghetto - The World's Most Boring Man records a song with Ghetto in the title which may or may not be another 50 Cent bootleg. Either way, you know it's going to be fantastic.
Lee Ryan, Stand Up As People - If you're any sort of pop fan you'll have heard this - and pissed yourself laughing - by now.
Beverley Knight, Love’s in Need of Love Today - Because every album has to have its redeeming tracks.

You can buy it here. You know you want to.