Monday, April 14
 
Blame It On The Silverchair Fan

Despite being mighty, The Mighty Crystal has expressed dislike for The Amazing B*Witched. Perhaps as a way of correcting her wrong doings, or perhaps because it's Sunday and all the shops are shut, here are some reasons why B*Witched were excellent.

- Finger cymbals.
- C'est La Vie features three of the greatest speech samples in a pop song ever: Some people say I look like me Da', Get a loife and What are you loike?
- C'est La Vie also features a dance breakdown. An Irish dance breakdown.
- They were fond of Mr Postman, but thought The Weatherman had done something blame-worthy. Quite roight.
- All the singles from their first album were fabulous: C'est La Vie, Rollercoaster, To You I Belong and Blame It On The Weatherman.
- Keavy and Edele were part of The Lynch Mob.
- Buffalo G.
- They were Irish.
- They weren't shit.
- They were B*Witched.

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