Aussie Music

There's certain types of music and musicians that are considered to be Australian: Pub rock, John Farnham, Paul Kelly, Kasey Chambers, Cold Chisel, Pub rock. Anything else may be tolerated for the short term, but will in the long run be regarded as 'un-australian' because it does not involve the lyrics 'cheap wine and a three day growth' or something similar.

For a short while last year Aussie R&B was mildly accepted, but recently the public have done thier blocks with the likes of Selwyn and Shakaya, Australia's equivilents to P Diddy and a cut price Destiny's Child respectively. For once, the Aussie public are right. Shakaya and Selwyn are shit.

Reasons Why Shakaya Are Shit (Because Selwyn's Are Blindingly Obvious):

- They have only had ONE proper hit, but kind of pretend to of had three.
- They have MURDERED Michael Jackson's The Way You Make Me Feel
- You had to sit through them before the Fever concert if you got there early
- One of them is literaly a foot taller than the other one
- When they performed at the ARIA'S an item of clothing fell off one of them
- Their manager is Richard Wilkins
- All their songs are shit