Sunday, April 13
 
The 8

Because some deluded people (The Indie Fan) think Knockout is not Bonza here are some ways to describe Triple 8, which rhyme with Triple 8:

- How great
- Bonza mate
- It was fate (that they got a recording contract)
- They are great
- Open the gate (to pop heaven)
- Super mate
- Super great
- Totally great

Ok, so apart from the word great there wasn't much to go on. Note: We Hate is Not an option.

The 3 Most Tops People Of Today:

1.David Bowie - The original Comedy Lesbian
2. Courtney Love - The anti Mel C
3. Pete Burns - Like Boy George, but good

The Indie Fan

I am a bit worried that I may not be cool enough to compete with Michael and his Indie fandom. We like lots of the same, but I don't think he agrees with me that people like Steps, Nsync, 5ive, S Club, H & Claire, Take That and such are Musical Legends. Though his love of B*Witched is a bit bemusing. I like a lot of shit, but even I draw the line at the Irish trinity of insanity, Boyzone, Westlife and B*Witched.

Though, there is an exception to the rule: If a normally shit Irish pop act release a song with the word Rollercoaster in the title, it will be less shit than the rest of their songs. Life Is A Rollercoaster (the song, not the book, dear Lord not the book) and Rollercoaster are quite alright.