Friday, April 25
 
2003: The Year Of The Failed Popstar Appreciation Day

I would like to declare today Leilani Appreciation Day, because Leilani is tops. I recently required a copy of her album from a very nice person on the Popjustice Message Board. It is tops as. Not only does it have lots and lots of bonza songs on it, but it also has a song called Boing Buzz, which is a medley of all of Leilani's bonkers lyrics. Excellent!

Michael's Top Five Bonkers Leilani Lyrics:

1. When your boyfriend comes home early/To find you sucking on a Curly Wurly - Madness Thing
2. When your boobies are too small/And when your boyfriend is too tall - Madness Thing
3. I hope you don't think I'm being selfish/I don't wanna marry a flying Elvis - Flying Elvis
4. I'm Batman on a Supernova - Lei Funk
5. Just open your mouth and say, 'Boing Buzz' - Boing Buzz

Expect these to change as the day moves on.