Since there is such a crushing demand for 'Act Of Contrition' reviews, I thought I'd drive around in a time machine like a one in a film I've seen and travel back to the eighties to please our adoring public.

0:08 - Nice rock and roll guitar bit there.
0:20 - Oh! Listen! It's the 'Like A Prayer' instrumentation! Only, played backwards! How witty.
0:24 - That drum beat is fucking ace, isn't it?
0:35 - Madonna is saying a prayer or something. 'Oh my God'. She sounds slightly embarassed by the whole affair.
0:58 - She's a bit bunged up, bless her.
1:14 - The tune! The tune is great.
1:49 - It all starts to sound a bit like a headache at this point.
2:14 - 'What do you mean it's not in the computer?!'. Fucking hell, that's scary!

Lessons I Have Learnt: Don't listen to 'Act Of Contrition' on your headphones. Not only is it a little bit painful, it's also fucking scary, especially when you forget about the bit at the end where she goes all Linda Blair on our collective ass. Jesus...

Editor's Note: I refuse to be known as a 'Keep It Together' hater, Fly Boy Z.