Sunday, May 16
Well, wasn’t that special?
In conjuction with the great European competition, four gays - myself, Panda Popper Steve, Popjustice’s American correspondent Mark NYC, Lowculture columnist Jamie and a very nice man named Nick - took part in a mass debate on the glorious glitterfest that was.
Here are Michael’s Top Five Really Gay Comments On This Years Eurovision:
1. Iceland - ‘Heaven’ - Jonsi:
Nick says: Nigel Harman crossed with Jesse Spencer. That's what happens when you give botox to an 18 year old.
Mark NYC says: I would so fuck Jonsi.
2. FYR Macedonia - ‘Angel Si Ti/Life Is’ - Toesi Proeski:
Mark NYC says: He should have lasers coming from him.
Michael says: He should have lasers coming at him.
3. Russia - ‘Believe Me’ - Julia Savicheva:
Steve says: It's Avril!
Michael says: Oh, good lord, Russia have excelled themselves!
Nick says: It's nice to see some coloured people in Eurovision.
(At this point it should be noted that Julia’s dancers were green, blue, red and purple, and that Nick is not a racist.)
4. Bosnia-Herzegovina - 'In The Disco' - Deen:
Mark NYC says: The gay savior of Eurovision!
Steve says: It's the gayest thing ever to go to Europe, including me when I was 13.
Jamie says: Look at his arse go!
5. Albania - ‘The Image Of You’ - Anjeza Shahini:
Jamie says: This sounds a bit like Disney.
Mark NYC says: She feels crazy.
Mark NYC says: And is queen of the world.
Mark NYC says: We can all relate.
6. Sweden - ‘Der Gor Ont (It Hurts)’ - Lena Philipsson:
Steve says: It's so about bumming. That mic stance says it all.
Nick says: "Nobody but me..." - AND THERE WAS NOBODY BUT HER, YET SHE FILLED THE STAGE WITH PINK LIFE!
And that just about says it all.
See you next year!