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Sunday, May 16

EUROVISION 2004:
 
Well, wasn’t that special?

In conjuction with the great European competition, four gays - myself, Panda Popper Steve, Popjustice’s American correspondent Mark NYC, Lowculture columnist Jamie and a very nice man named Nick - took part in a mass debate on the glorious glitterfest that was.

Here are Michael’s Top Five Really Gay Comments On This Years Eurovision:

1. Iceland - ‘Heaven’ - Jonsi:

Nick says: Nigel Harman crossed with Jesse Spencer. That's what happens when you give botox to an 18 year old.
Mark NYC says: I would so fuck Jonsi.

2. FYR Macedonia - ‘Angel Si Ti/Life Is’ - Toesi Proeski:

Mark NYC says: He should have lasers coming from him.
Michael says: He should have lasers coming at him.

3. Russia - ‘Believe Me’ - Julia Savicheva:

Steve says: It's Avril!
Michael says: Oh, good lord, Russia have excelled themselves!
Nick says: It's nice to see some coloured people in Eurovision.
(At this point it should be noted that Julia’s dancers were green, blue, red and purple, and that Nick is not a racist.)

4. Bosnia-Herzegovina - 'In The Disco' - Deen:

Mark NYC says: The gay savior of Eurovision!
Steve says: It's the gayest thing ever to go to Europe, including me when I was 13.
Jamie says: Look at his arse go!

5. Albania - ‘The Image Of You’ - Anjeza Shahini:

Jamie says: This sounds a bit like Disney.
Mark NYC says: She feels crazy.
Mark NYC says: And is queen of the world.
Mark NYC says: We can all relate.

6. Sweden - ‘Der Gor Ont (It Hurts)’ - Lena Philipsson:

Steve says: It's so about bumming. That mic stance says it all.
Nick says: "Nobody but me..." - AND THERE WAS NOBODY BUT HER, YET SHE FILLED THE STAGE WITH PINK LIFE!

And that just about says it all.

See you next year!
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