Wednesday, January 7

WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER - PART ONE:
 


This trollope is going to be number one on Sunday.

WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER - PART TWO:



This trollope thinks Will Young is an 'asshole'.

BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ECLIPSE ALL BIRTHDAY PRESENTS:



This trollope is going to help Alex with her English-language album. This trollope is part man, part God.

BIRTHDAY PRESENT WHICH IS ALSO QUITE GOOD:

One day into my Ebay auction and I've already made ten pounds on a Melanie C CD.

To quote Him off Donnie Darko: It's a mad world.