Wednesday, January 7
WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER - PART ONE:
This trollope is going to be number one on Sunday.
WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER - PART TWO:
This trollope thinks Will Young is an 'asshole'.
BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ECLIPSE ALL BIRTHDAY PRESENTS:
This trollope is going to help Alex with her English-language album. This trollope is part man, part God.
BIRTHDAY PRESENT WHICH IS ALSO QUITE GOOD:
One day into my Ebay auction and I've already made ten pounds on a Melanie C CD.
To quote Him off Donnie Darko: It's a mad world.