Friday, November 7

Evil, evil Q magazine - who have Britney on their cover, and are using her to sell millions of copies of their rag, yet have the audacity to mock her, her trashiness, her music and her liasons with Our Glorious Leader, all in the space of one shoddily-written article - said of Still Life: 'It'll do 'til the next Coldplay album'. It won't! Matt Hales has a personality, and an ace celebrity girlfriend (Buki! Off Bad Girls! Who wrote Strange and Beautiful! I think!). Chris Martin is a huge, huge twat, with a rubbish celebrity girlfriend, who is only famous because she is in a film about a television programme that was on ages ago.

So there.