Wednesday, August 27
 
Sport, Only Good:

Regular readers will have worked out for themselves that I'm the kind of boy who forged notes from his Mum every time sports day rolled round, so they might be surprised to hear that I am looking forward to Channel 4's The Games. This is because the contestants are genius:

Melanie C - I've decided I like her again. Yes, really.
Lee off Steps - He's working on his body in preparation for his pornographic debut.
Harvey - The T4 presenter who used to be in So Solid. He's a twat, but much hilarity will ensue from him keeping it real.