Wednesday, August 27
 
Question Time Part Two:

From the man with the flyest-logo on the street, Mr. Worst.

1. Who's better: Anne Diamond or Crystal Waters?

Even though I haven't any idea who she is, I'm going to go for Crystal Waters. Crystal is the nicer gemstone, and you can't get much worse than Ann Diamond.

2. Who is your favourite celebrity chef?

I may be beaten up on the streets for admitting to liking him, by I have a soft spot for Jamie Oliver. FASCINATING FACT!: Our Lady Crystal once spent an obsene ammount of money on a book by Nigella 'Bites' Lawson. The crazy ho!

3. If you had to listen to one album for the rest of your life on a loop, that slowly got louder... what would it be and why?

What a fantastic question! I think I'd have to go for Lycanthropy, despite the fact that I would end up with a firework exploding in my headphones (Epilogue).

4. Is Noel Edmonds really responsible for trash TV?

No. I like trash TV. I fucking hate Noel Edmonds.

5. What would you do to turn around the fortunes of John Leslie?

Persuade him to release a rap record. It would make me laugh, at least.