Question Time Part Three:

I've been meaning to answer these questions from Alyson With A Y for ages, but couldn't think of any decent answers have been busy doing glamorous things.

1. Here at CFB goes pop, we don't want No Scrubs...what do you want none of?

I don't want no pigeons. They have scary eyes.

2 Here at CFB goes pop, we also love a good muck around and a good game of chasings....what's the best game you can play in your opinion?

Boy Or Lesbian. Especially good fun when you're at a festival. You have to look at a person and decide whether they are an androgynous boy or an androgynous girl. If they are an androgynous boy, you get to dance with them. If they are an androgynous girl, she is a lesbian. You can still dance with her, but not in the same manner as you would with girly boy.

3. Here at CFB goes pop, we also like wandering around saying BUSTAH (as you know)...what else is a brilliant line from a song to go around saying?

This weekend, my phrases of choice have been Why not do a crazy dance?, from Hilary Duff's first single, and Hey Dooshbags! from The Kelly Osbourne Show. I've also been singing Sleeping With The Light On and yelling, I fucking love Avril! at rock fans. They don't have any sense of humour. At all.

4 If you had to go to a fancy dress party dressed as someone from a pop video clip, who would you go as, and why?

It would be a tie between the man in the leather pants from Madonna's Human Nature video, or a member of The Polyphonic Spree. I look totally hot in my robes.

5 Describe a time when you're life was complicated...

Last summer was lost admist a tremour of coming out, Will Young, Mum's on prozac, visits to the doctors, people asking me whether I was a transvestite (I wasn't then, nor am I now, despite my fixation with Divine, Ru Paul, Pete Burns and their ilk), family being told about my disposition without me knowing, bullying, confusion, GCSE exams, rubbish mates, changing schools, people being even more horrible at the new school, changing back again, and being generally angry with the world, my life was very complicated. You could say my life got cold, but then it got warm again. Hoorah!