On The E.T Tip



Entertainment Tonight have a new much hyped presenter 'Cojo', who's been bought in to spice up the show and make it a bit more hip. I was thinking 'yeah, he's ok, better than the others at least', but that was before he revealed himself to be, yes, a Booty Inspector!

He was interviewing my new favourite singer Kelly Clarkson:....



...when, they had the following conversation:

Cojo: 'What are you wearing to the VMAs Kelly?'
Kelly: 'Well hopefully something fitted at the waist, cos you know, that's the smallest part of me. I've got some booty going on!'

Cojo takes a look (or 'makes an inspection', if you will)

Cojo: 'Looks allright to me!'

(Kelly laughs.)

He's obviously been taking part in Hector's Kitchen, the new reality show where Hector takes some naive youngsters and teaches them how to 'cook up a mean booty inspection'. And he's certainly come out top of the class!