My Lord

I have never seen such obscene amounts of posting in one day in an effort to push Marky Mark down the blog. Well, it's not gonna work, we have the second episode of CELEBRITY BACHELOR 1992 coming up very soon.

And Let's Make One Thing Clear!

NO ONE on this blog likes Mel C. No one. You're asking for a detailed year-by-year run down of how she destroyed pop and ruined my life



HOW MEL C DESTROYED POP: A TIMELINE



1996 - From the first time you saw the Wannabe clip it was clear who the dud was. Despite the song being the best song of the decade, by the best group ever, it just could of been so much better if one of them wasn't weaing tracksuit pants. I mean, come on, tracksuits? There's no excuse.

1996, a bit later - Maybe the Wannabe clip was just a bad fashion day, maybe she could redeem herself you think. But no...the true horror begins to reveal itself. Sporty Spice? What is she even DOING in the best group ever? You've got 4 totally fly, bonza and dope ladies bringing the tunes, and then you have Melanie C, who was, to be quite frank, uglying up the whole thing.

1997 - What IS that screeching noise coming out of the stereo? You begin to realise just how completely horryfying her voice is. It is the sound of Hell. All the Spice Girls songs could of been sooo much nicer if Mel C's voice wasn't involved. Slowly, but surely, Mel C is destroying pop.

1997, the end - It gets a bit personal now. Watch Spiceworld. EVERYTIME Geri says something Melanie C rolls her eyes. This is a true fact. And it pissed me off big time. The best bit of the movie is when Mel C drowns. The worst bit is when she is pulled out of the water. (And her acting and hair of course)

1998 - The worst day in pop culture history arrives. Geri leaves the Spice Girls. WHY OH WHY couldnt it of been Mel C?, you ask. And THEN. Mel C gets nasty. She says the Spice Girls are better as a four piece. What a fucking liar.

1999 - Right, now she is just being a total toe rag. She says Geri's music is shit, that Geri can't sing and.....worst of all.....her horrible, horrible solo songs are inflicted upon us. She has allmost succeded in her mission to destroy pop

2000 - Then, she sticks the final boot in. The Spice Girls are back together! Yay! Even if Forever WAS shit, it was still far far better than nothing. But. Guess what? Melanie C doesn't want to BE a Spice Girl anymore. She doesn't record the album with them, she calls them a hobby, and just wants to work on her 'serious' (and shit) solo career. SO....there are no more Spice Girls songs. Ever.

Well done Mel C, you've destroyed pop.

Of course, we can all take glee in the fact that she's a total flop now. Things have gone sour for her, and the world of pop is slowly rebuilding itself. But, you never know when she may attack again. The very fact that she is still going at all is a worry.

WE DO NOT SUPPORT HER