Wednesday, August 27
 
Legendary Lady Rap:



Ms. Left Eye. A true superstar.

Best Work: Give A Little Bit.

Some Other, Quite Good Female Rappers:



Yo, get down wit' my riddims, homies!.

I may be the only motherfucker on the planet who fast forwards American Life to the I'm drinkin' a soy latte rap at regular intervals. This is because it rules.

Best Song Ever: American Life.

Could She Kick Marky Mark's Frontin' Ass?: Yes.



Crystal won't agree with me on this one. This is because she is a crazy ass ho who isn't down with the street like myself. Melons B is a female rap goddess.

Dopest Rhyme Ever: We started a trend that they all imitated, a new generation of Spice we've created.

Best Songs Ever: Right Back Atcha, Weekend Love, If You Can't Dance, Wannabe.

Could She Kick Marky Mark's Frontin' Ass?: Of course she could, she's a Northerner.