Wednesday, August 27
 
It's Female Rapper Celebration Hour!:

White rappers are, like, so yesterday.

Best Female Rapper Ever:



The Dopest Ho With Flows award - if there were such a thing - would go to Our Lady Princess Superstar, for writing Too Much Weight, and being the genius behind one of the flyest rhyming stanzas this side of bonzaville:

Everyone tells me I'm the female Eminem,
All I'm going to talk about is getting fucked up the ass, then,
Don't be mad, Em, I'm just playin',
I wish I had Dr. Dre and sold out shows,
One million white faces in Dayton,
Ritz instead of Days Inn, bitches for maids, then,
Two scoops of raisins,
Amazin' lays by names like Casey Kasem
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Best Songs Ever: You Get Mad At Napster, Bad Babysitter, Keith 'N Me, Who Writes Your Lyrics?, Welcome To My World.

Could She Kick Marky Mark's Frontin' Ass?: Yes, but she probably wouldn't be kicking his ass as opposed to doing something else to it. She's a kinky bitch, y'see.