CELEBRITY BACHELOR 1992 - EPISODE TWO



Voiceover: 'THIS WEEK, ON THE BACHELOR:.... Mark 'Marky Mark' Wahlberg has been getting to know eight very fly young ladies, trying to find the right one for him. On this episode it's date time, so join us as Marky get's busy with some of the lucky contestants, and decides which ones will continue on. Only 5 can stay...who will get a rose, who will get sent home? That's tonight on....CELEBRITY BACHELOR 1992'

Date One: Alyssa Milano



Alyssa recieved the lucky news that she had been chosen to go on a solo date with Marky. She was thrilled, and the couple made their way to zoo, the setting for the first date. As the were walking through the lion encloser, things seemed to be going well. That was, untill, the subject turned to careers....

Alyssa:'So, Mark, do you want to remain a rapper forever?
Mark: 'Well, no..actually, I really want to be a serious actor some day....'

Alyssa supresses a laugh

Mark: (Angrily) 'Shut up bitch! Aaron Spelling wouldn't even cast you!'
Alyssa: 'He would so! I mean....! Grrr..'

The rest of the date was tense.

Date Two: Winona Ryder



Winona was the second lucky lady chosen to go on a solo date with Mark. They went for a fun afternoon to the icecream parlor. As they were eating their sundaes, things seemed to be going well. That was, untill, the subject turned to careers....

Winona: 'So Mark, did you like Edward Sissorhands?
Mark: 'Nup'

Things went downhill after that.


Well, there was one solo date left for Marky to go on

Date Three: Madonna



Madonna and Mark set off on their date to Disney World. Neither of them seemed to be having a good time, and things didn't seem to be going very well. That is, untill, the subject turned to careers....

Mark: 'So...er....what are you up to lately?
Madonna: 'Well, I just wrote a book about sex'
Mark: 'Really? I just wrote a book dedicated to my dick!'
Madonna: (Impressed) 'Wow...'
Mark: 'I think we're going to get on well'

Things are looking good for this couple...

THE ROSE CEREMONY



Only FIVE of the ladies can recieve a rose. This means that three will be sent home...

Based on dates, and general vibes, Mark chose the following to give a rose to:





These three have been eliminated:




Next time on CELEBRITY BACHELOR 1992:

Mark will get to date the rest of the ladies, and will be narrowing the field down even futher. Who will he chose? Who will be the last one standing? Will there be wedding bells in the air? It's all next time on The Bachelor